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Highlights of Fassy on Top Gear:

  • His shark grin, leather jacket, and constant giggling at ALL the things
  • His cussing. Oh, our wild Irish boy.
  • When he talked about stalking Michael Schumacher
  • “Schumacher! Schumacher! Schumacher!…MICHAEL!!!”
  • And he actually called himself a stalker, oh my god.
  • And his little adorable face.
  • And his singing in the car, during his lap.
  • And of course, “I’m sweating like a cornered nun,”
  • And, “You know, sort of, um, sort of, um, you know?”
  • And just everything okay. 
  • Ev-er-y-thing.
  • EVERYTHING.